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Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free. Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you. On the other hand, by texting a few sexy questions to a girl, you can always make it seem like a joke if she doesn’t warm up to you.It’s easy, safe and a foolproof way to turn a girl on from a distance.When it comes to dating a girl, she’d instinctively know you’re hitting on her.If you discreetly warm her up to your flirty touches, you’ll see that seducing a girl can be rather easy if she thinks you’re a great guy.Use these questions, and if you charm the girl the right way, you could charm the pants off her and make out with her by the time you reach the twentieth question!

[Read: How to trick a girl into thinking of you sexually after getting close to her] The right questions to ask a girl Just use these questions and keep the conversation going by answering any other questions she may ask.

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I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that? My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

It’s a good thing though, or you wouldn’t really think she’s worth the effort.

[Read: 15 ways to text a girl you like and make her want you in no time] But sometimes, it’s easier to turn on a girl than date her.

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